BanananananaPhone

the world, tailing ang clinging onto the advancement of new technologies as well as the advent of social networks such as facebook, myspace or twitter, I can see why so many people finds it odd to be called by Phone. I mean, the Phone ! such an outdated way to communicate ! Only the pygmies from the Amazon river in the Sate of Alaska which belongs to The federation of Russia could use such a retarded way to contact people, could they ?  besides , the easy and fast access to the web detracts from any desire to pick up the phone and then type the numbers to...... ho wait..... wait !!! this guy, he's single, I know he is , but he isn't on facebook  ???? what a twat, now I'll have to look for his phone number in my attic, ho geez. These stairs, these damn stairs, I'll have to go up the stairs and it's a 4 stories house ! I mean I know I had to send my parents to a nursing home (good ridance!) in order to get a hold of all their capital but I mean what crossed their minds when they built this house ??? now I'll have to tell them how much I hate these stairs, Do they have facebook in this damn nursing home ?....